The Inflation Vampire and Apotropaics

The Inflation Vampire: they said it was dead, but now even a stake in the heart won’t kill it.

Vampires, those creatures from "folklore that “subsist by feeding on the vital essence of the living,” have a few well-known qualities:

• Blood drinking

• Immortality

• Avoiding sunlight

• Heightened senses

• Morphing shapeshifters

• Obsessive-compulsive about counting

Like a vam…